What Are You Looking At?

I was staring out the front window
The wife asks me
What are you looking at?

Watching my neighbor
Bag up his leaves I say
Nobody ever taught me the right way

She laughs
Thought it might be some big-breasted blonde
Jogging down the street

Funny how things change
She says
These things happen without notice

True, but if my neighbor
was a big-breasted blonde, I would look.
I would want to see how she rakes her leaves.
Photo Credit: Jeff S. PhotoArt via Compfight cc

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17 thoughts on “What Are You Looking At?”

  1. if you were watching the blonde rake leaves (palm fronds? leave it to thr S. FL garnders!) you’re a nice enough guy that i’s very sure you would have eventually sauntered over and gently brought up the idea that yard maintence in a French bikini and high heels might br ill-advised. in that case you’d become a hero saving a nice neighbor from men who get the wrong idea-you were saving her not haping at here like a kid in front of Macy’s in NY at Christmas! that, my dear Tom, is your license to watch the rake’s progress!

  2. hmmm, wait.. you are bagging leaves in Jan? *grumbles*

    wait again, why bag leaves when a lawn more mulches them into something the grass likes? … there is no right way to bag leaves, it is just wrong any way. lol.

    thinks you were watching someone jog by… 😉

    1. Thank you sir! I have all kinds of trees around the house, only three palms. Funny thing about Florida is that the leaves fall all year round, but especially in Jan and Feb.

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