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Holiday Gift Guide 2016 – Six hot gift ideas for you and yours!

Happy [INSERT HOLIDAY NAME HERE]!

Looking for new ways to blow that hard-earned cheddar on loved one that may or may not actually love you back?

Fight that holiday dread by getting lost in commerce. And boy oh boy, do I have some ideas for you – there is something for everyone on your list here.

Enjoy!

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Processed foods – In today’s food-shaming environment, it’s hard for most people to indulge in the foods they truly desire. Instead, to avoid social exile they gobble down gluten-free this-es and organically grown thats. But, if you give them a box of Twinkies, Little Debbies, or a block of Velveeta – well then, they have to eat it! No guilt or shame in that, right?

Learn more about Processed Food gifts here.

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Bladed and Blunt Weapons – I know many of my readers are afraid of what is to come. All bets are certainly off, and thanks to all of the science-fiction I’ve read over the years, I know to start looking for the exit. Don’t eat with your back to the room either.

The great thing about swords, maces, and hammers is that you never have to reload them. If you get a sword, name it “Tiffany.” Just trust me.

Learn more about Bladed and Blunt Weapons here.

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Cute Dolls – There is nothing like cuddling up with your favorite little pal. In time, you might develop a true friendship and have long conversations about topics that interest you.

Learn more about Cute Dolls here.

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Puppets – Like dolls, but so much more interactive! You’ll swear they have a personality all their own. If you hear them breathing, it might be time to move. Leave them in the attic for the suckers who show up next.

Learn more about Puppets here.

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Cozy Bathrobes and Onesies: Who doesn’t like wrapping up in a cozy bathrobe, sip spiked coffee, and exchange gifts? Imagine the look in their eyes when they get to throw out their thread-bare, stanky old bathrobe for something like this?

Or this?

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Learn more about Cozy Bathrobes and Onesies here.

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Video Games – They can transport us to another reality, providing a well-deserved break from the daily grind. And hey, they might just learn a thing or two. What a great gift!

Learn more about Video Games here.

Well, that’s that. I know that I have to keep things brief, what with you all being so busy all the damn time.

However, feel free to add your suggestions below.

Later, skaters.

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The Junk Merchants: The new MUST-HAVE William S. Burroughs tribute anthology

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I’m fanboy-level stupid excited to be in this new William S. Burroughs tribute anthology!!! Look at all these exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!
 
My contribution is something weird (of course) that I had an impossible time trying to place. Now it has a proper home.
 
Hope you have a chance to check it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mondo Bizarro: the new MUST-HAVE Bizarro Fiction collection

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Do you like Bigfoot?

How about The Last Starfighter?

Do you wish Bigfoot was in The Last Starfighter?

WISH GRANTED!

Read my story “Space Pig Killer” along with a gaggle of amazing other writers and stories in this new Bizarro collection!

I’m super stoked to be a part of this. I hope you dig it.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/153970453X/ref=pd_rhf_se_p_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=TTA7Z46X4RMZ5S8W8EB2

H.P. Lovecraft Roundtable

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Recently I returned to one of the finest literary podcasts around, The Drunken Odyssey with John King.

We talked Cthulhu mythos, Lovecraft’s work overall, as well as the tentacled monster in the middle of the room — the elements of racism and xenophobia present in his original works.

How to navigate the art and the artist? Can we? Should we?

What can be learned from all of this and how best to apply it moving forward?

Did I say anything that makes me sound smart?

Have a listen and decide for yourself!

Episode 227 of The Drunken Odyssey, your favorite podcast about creative writing and literature is available on iTunes, or right click here to download.

Pax Titanus only 5 bucks on Amazon. 50% off!

Word on the street is that Amazon is trying to make room and they are marking down a number of books!

My most recent, Pax Titanus, is currently half off…at $5, it’s cheaper than a fancy coffee at Starbucks.

Great time to pick it up. Buy a copy for a friend. Or enemy.
 

MattyLovesPodcast Episode 46: “Stranger Things, indeed.”

New show! Matty and I breakdown the amazement that is STRANGER THINGS.

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Welcome back to another episode of MattyLovesPodcast! In this episode, Matt de Simone and “Dr. Tom” Lucas discuss Netflix’s wonderful new, original series, Stranger Things. 

The fella take a look at the cast and crew, elaborate on why the show is such a breath of fresh air, and also talk about the future of the series.

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MattyLovesPodcast Episode 45: “Pokémon Go! or, no?”

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NOTE: This episode was recorded over a week and a half ago. The reason for this disclaimer is to appease Matt’s Poké-ego (he’s almost a Level 22 at this point). And yes, he’s spent a little coin on the game. Enjoy Matt’s hypocrisy at the end of the episode. Thank you.

Welcome to another episode of MattyLovesPodcast!

This episode focuses on a trend that has swept the entire world (for those who can play): Pokémon Go! Matt de Simone tries to explain the game to “Dr. Tom.” 

Meanwhile, while Matt’s hunting for Pokémon, “The Street Shaman” has began to building Legos in his spare time to help dial back his time in front of the Netflix and the whatnot.

It’s a nice, relaxing, and informative episode. Enjoy!

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