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I got weird in public, yet again.

In case you missed it:

My blast of weirdness from the Ghost Parachute reading the other week.

Lighting was a challenge, but I can’t control everything, golblammit.

And the drunk in the other room doesn’t help, but it was at a bar so there’s no fighting that.

 

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Check out my new flash fiction, “Freaky Phalanges” over at Ghost Parachute and then contemplate your navel.

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I finally broke though and got a new piece published. I’m deep in my Tom Cave working on the next book, so I don’t know how many more I’ll have this year.

So savor the flavor and all that and check out my latest weird-out over at the young yet amazing lit mag, Ghost Parachute.

FUFT vol. 7 grabs its first positive review

Someone out there loves my bizarro  Pinocchio riff!

 

F*ed Up Fairy Tales. New Story!

It’s been a slow year on the publishing front. Many things cooking on the stove but not much to nibble on.

But there is this little snicker-snack. Fresh and ready, my latest published work is now available.

I’ve had my way with a beloved fairy tale character. Here is our offspring, hanging out with the equally twisted children of authors Alex. S. Johnson and Berti Walker.

See it on Amazon (sigh, I know) HERE.

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Find Your Sign. Learn Your Future.

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Hi folks,

Finally, a publishing credit to break 2016 in. I took the boring old horoscope and gave it a Bizarro revamp.

Click and learn what the future will bring you. Enjoy!

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Pax Titanus: THE EPIC BOOK PROMO

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Do you get hot and bothered when you see these words?

EXCLUSIVE.
LIMITED EDITION.
AUTOGRAPHED.
NUMBERED.

If so…keep reading, my freaky friend.

I’m in the final stretch as a NBAS (New Bizarro Author Series) author with Eraserhead Press. It’s been an absolute blast, but there is still work to be done.

Specifically, selling books.

I have a few more to sell and I thought…. what to do? What kind of promo could I do that will make the difference and sell some books?

Well, I’m a Bizarro author and because it’s the coolest damn literary community in the history of the multiverse, I turned to my tribe. I got my answer.

Enter M.P. Johnson, a kickass author and artist!

I commissioned M.P. to create an EXCLUSIVE, LIMITED EDITION Book Cover for Pax Titanus.

Just look at it. It’s GLORIOUS. And AUTOGRAPHED. By M.P. and yours truly.

And you can get one! It’s easy.

Buy a copy of PAX TITANUS on Amazon anytime between now and 9/19/15. Here’s the link: http://amzn.com/1621051641

Shoot me an email (room1331 at gmail.com) with the receipt (screenshot) and I’ll send you THIS EXCLUSIVE, LIMITED EDITION PAX TITANUS Book Cover!

And two new exciting bookmarks featuring fan art by Kat Parker!

AND…as of 9/16, I am throwing in a signed book plate that you can slap right in that sucker!

Make your bizarro book even more bizarro!

This offer is worldwide. I’ll send it to you no matter what spot on this happy mudball you call home.

Already own a copy and can’t afford another? REVIEW Pax Titanus on Amazon or Goodreads and I will send you a book cover as a thank you.

However, there’s only 100 of these bad boys, so don’t wait. I will not be printing any more. 100 and done!

Get your copy of Pax Titanus today. Already own one? Buy a copy for a friend!

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Win a Signed Copy of Pax Titanus!

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To stir up a little late summer momentum, I’m giving away a FREE, signed copy of my baby, PAX TITANUS.

The giveaway ends 8/22 so don’t wait.

Click here to enter!