It’s my understanding that
I have one hell of a family history
That’s not too difficult to believe
Probably true for most.
From all over Europe
Viking North
Mediterranian South
And many stops in between.
There’s been much love
Conducted across the water
and that love trickled down
from Duke to Lord to whatnot.
There’s a Von in there somewhere
And someone who worked
For the Hapsburgs
And some other sketchy types as well.
I once asked
If we’re descended from such greats
WHERE THE HELL IS THE MONEY?
Have you heard of the Great Depression?
My father loved to regale
Such histories and myths
Your grand so-and-so knew Jesus!
Now that’s hyperbole.
The Greek line has been
The most frustrating
From Sparta, I was told
Fierce. Warrior. Blood.
Oh, how I loved that
A cult of manly men
Brutal with sword and spear
I could almost feel the DNA.
That little chestnut
Kept me going for years.
No matter the beast
I could slay it. Spartan.
Then I learned
It wasn’t Sparta but
Crete called home.
Asterion, my brother.
Not nearly as much
Fun a boast
But there’s that labyrinth
And the bullhead.
As are most things
Less impressive and shiny when
Scrubbed down by truth
But useful nevertheless.
If you are ever lost
Keep making right turns
Eventually you’ll find
The way out of the maze.
I learned that in Crete.
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